真是BG的英文 (轉貼)

看到BG的英文不由自主的轉貼一下
並說說自己的心得 XD

Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.
金錢不是全部, 還有萬事達卡跟威士卡.
[除了金錢之外,別忘了...有卡萬事足(怎麼聽起來像是信用卡公司的陰謀廣告= =|||)]

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
要愛護動物,他們這麼美味.
[愛牠就從吃牠們開始]

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
節約用水,跟女朋友一起洗澡吧.
[還可以省肥皂....我也不知道我在講啥(茶)]

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
可以跟鄰居愛愛,別被抓到就好.
[爬牆別被抓了]

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後都有一個女人. 每個“雖小"男人的背後都有兩個. (媳婦加上婆婆,老婆加上情婦...自己斟酌)
[不管是婆媳還是情婆...都一樣衰小..那沒有結婚的男背後是啥...o_O!!.]

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個男人都該結婚. 畢竟,快樂並不是人生的唯一.
[喔~~結婚就準備滾IC零件了(IC上有針腳..刺到拔出來還可以噴點小血)]

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
有腦子的絕不結婚. 那些結婚的腦子都給了人了.
[難怪辛普森老爸結婚了...(延伸閱讀)]














Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是個相對的詞. 這詞可帶來很多相對沒關係的人.
[人...都很現實的]

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
今天該推卸的責任,千萬不要等到明天.
[別惹火上身....]

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛是個上相的東西. 只是你得在暗房裡才搞得出來.
[那開了燈...搞出來的事....= =a(搔腦)]

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
讓小孩在後座可能發生意外. 在後座發生的意外會讓你搞出人命.
[.....我看小朋友還是別坐車好了,坐前後都不好= =||]

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
你的未來取決於你的夢,快去睡覺做夢吧.
[夢遺大師常言道:有夢相隨..有夢最美]

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
一日之始,絕對有比起床更好的開頭.
[賴床.......]

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "
辛勤工作死不了人,但是沒事幹嘛冒險?
[因為老闆要你死]

God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends.
上帝決定了我們的親戚. 感謝上帝我們還可以選擇朋友.
[....就是要感謝上帝]

When two's company, three's the result!
兩人叫做作伴. 三人是作伴以後的結果.
[三人行.....我也不懂這句的真正含意...囧]

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
洋裝就像是那種有網眼的圍欄. 還是有不少可看的.
[= =+ 從下往上看嗎?]

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學海無涯,忘掉是岸. 不知者無罪,所以幹嘛學會?
[..........這句話肯定是惡魔口中說出來的]